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Monday, July 24, 2006

How to Produce a Hit 3D Animated Feature

My friend Bob White just sent me this brilliant little how-to guide by a guy named HenningK on the CGTalk message boards. It is so brilliant and bang on, that it must be read by all. A couple samplings to whet your appetite.
The large cast of secondary, or supporting characters should also be very simple. Instead of personalities, each character should have one "thing" that they keep doing for the entire movie. Then, if the character suddenly does something else, it signals a turning point for everyone and the emotional climax of the movie.

The fart joke (by which I mean one of the characters farts audibly and another calls it "nasty" while waving a hand in front of his nose) should only be executed by a "nasty" supporting character... ideally a pig or skunk. Perhaps the character has been unpopular up until this point in the movie, but now the power of his farting (or some other personal hygeine or glandular problem) ironically saves the day somehow. This makes it seem like even unpopular kids have a purpose.

Much more is here, in 10 easy steps. Read on.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD!


FINALLY! You can watch the pilot episode of Mike Mignola's Amazing Screw-On Head cartoon series starring Paul (American Splendor, Lady in the Water) Giamatti, David (Frasier's brother) Hyde Pierce, Molly (SNL, Superstar) Shannon and Patton Oswalt! WOW!!

Also, make sure to give Sci-Fi Channel some good feedback as it appears they're uncertain as to whether they'll still pick it up. Fill out the very quick survey here.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Killer Kangaroos! For realz.


Paleontologists say they have found the fossilized remains of a fanged killer kangaroo.

Professor Michael Archer said Wednesday that the remains of a meat-eating kangaroo with wolflike fangs were found, as well as a galloping kangaroo with long forearms that could not hop like a modern kangaroo.

"Because they didn't hop, these were galloping kangaroos, with big, powerful forelimbs. Some of them had long canines (fangs) like wolves," Archer told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio.

More here.

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Junior Senior music video

I've never seen pixel animation as beautifully done as in this video. Some of the gags are right out of old school Warner Bros cartoons too, and overall the whole thing just makes ya happy. So check it out. Did I mention it has gorgeous animation?

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

"An internet was sent by my staff"

For those of you unaware of "net neutrality", it is the principle that Internet users should be in control of what content they view and what applications they use on the Internet. This is as opposed to ISPs controlling what web sites or services work best for you. It is currently being debated in the US legislature. You can check out what's going on at savetheinternet.com.

Anyway, the senate commerce committee recently voted on some very basic net neutrality provisions. Here is Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) explaining why he voted against it (and giving amazing insight into how the internet works):

There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

But this service isn't going to go through the interent and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.

We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people [...]

The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [?]

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?

Do you know why?

Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.

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Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.

Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.

It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.

The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me.


This is almost (but not quite) as bad as having Rick Santorum be your senator.

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Liberality for All

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the “Coulter Laws” have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City.




I can't believe I hadn't heard of this before, it's awesome!

In fairness to the creator of the comic, he is fully up front that this is satire and he doesn't believe the people he mocks in his comic are really so extreme. A nice contrast to, say, Ann Coulter...

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